Well, now here is an interesting one. I figure that if a girl can blog about cooking all of the recipes in Julia Child’s cookbook and have it become a best seller and a movie, surely people will want to read about dating, sex and the infamous Booty call.
Just to make myself clear in the beginning, I am not against sex. Quite the opposite actually. I also don’t believe at this point in my life I need to be in a serious long-term relationship to have sex. There I said it. I like sex. I just need and ask for some basic respect. Is that really too much to ask? Don’t call me at 3AM when you have left a bar by yourself and are so drunk you can’t perform anyway.
Never in my life would I have believed the amount of men that come out of the woodwork when they hear a woman is recently separated. I wondered at the reason for this and have spent some months pondering this phenomenon. All the jokes about cougars, and I am supposed to think of this as a compliment? Are we all just so desperate for love and affection and so wounded that we’ve lost our minds? And what of the men who regularly seek out these women? Are they just so insecure in themselves that they can only go after the hurt, emotionally distraught, divorcee? Uh huh. Looks like I am going to be single for some time.
I don’t know how many women out there have fallen for this and I admit I was slow to catch on at first but it truly amazes me that this shit works on women. Come on girls. Smarten up already! Some of the lines and comments used on me lately have been truly absurd. It especially hurts when it comes from someone you have known a long time and had so much more respect for. Yes, I am disappointed and truth be told, hurt.
I have gotten to the point now, where I can usually spot Mr. Suave right away and am having a little fun at his expense. Let’s take Jason for example. I feel no need to change his name because I have never actually met him and have zero respect for him as a man.
I met Jason on match a few weeks ago. We began chatting online and he seemed really nice and funny. After a few e-mails, we decided to make the huge relationship leap to texting! After a few days of that, we decided to make plans to meet out Saturday night for drinks. Friday night while out with a girlfriend, he began texting me and I told him I was headed home early. He asked me if I wanted company. Really? I don’t even know your last name? Why would I ever let you in my house? Okay, don’t overreact. Let it slide. Haha. LOL, and all that.
Saturday, mind you late, he texted that he was not feeling well and would have to cancel but that I could come down to take care of him. Seriously. I think he must have fallen on his head or something. Again, have women actually fallen for this?
Not being the least bit vague about the fact that I would not be coming down, I blew him off and wrote him off. Delete.
A week later I get a text from him asking if I can get together this Friday. I told him I was not going out Friday and had early morning plans on Saturday and he responded like this. “It’s okay. I will come to your house and bring movies and wine, and I will have you in to bed early beautiful.” Okay, at this point, just fuck off! One other thing, if in every conversation you are going to call a girl beautiful or gorgeous, please at least once spell it right!
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